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Stocking Stumpers

Friday, November 30, 2007

Stocking Stumpers

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
~ Fleece Navidad

Why was Santa's helper down in the dumps?
~ Because he had low elf esteem

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph?
~ Because every buck is dear to him

Where do polar bears vote?
~ At the North Poll

What do you get when you cross an archer with a Christmas gift-wrapper?
~ Ribbon Hood

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
~ "All right everyone, it's sack time!"

What do elves learn in school?
~ The Elf-abet!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
~ It's Christmas, Eve!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Merry Christmas!!!

Remember to have fun this Christmas too!
~ Karla :) LoL LoL :)

1 comment:

Kimberly said...

Those were cute Karla. Thanks for sharing some cheer.

Kimberly