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Smiling Through Familiar Hymns

Saturday, August 23, 2008


Hymn Titles by Occupation

Do you know your (specific) hymn(s)?
When you go to Church this weekend be sure to smile as you go through your Hymnals!




Dentist's Hymn...............................Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn.....................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn........................The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn..........................Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn.........................There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn....................Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn.......................Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn....................I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn.........................Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn...................Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn.......................Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn..........................I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapists Hymn.......He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn............................The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mph...................God Will Take Care of You

65mph...................Nearer My God To Thee

85mph...................This World Is Not My Home

95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home

100mph..................Precious Memories


Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk

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2 comments:

Pamela Kramer said...

These are great! Thanks for stopping by to comment on my TT post. The baby and I recovering nicely thank goodness. She is eating like a little bear. I love that new baby smell. :)

judysteapot said...

brilliant - i lead a service once a week in a sheltered housing complex and they will love these LOL