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Christian One Liners

Saturday, February 06, 2010

• Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.


• Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.


• Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.


• It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.


• The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close as do cockroaches.


• When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.


• People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.


• Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.


• Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.


• If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.


• God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?


• Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.


• Peace starts with a smile.


• I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?


• A lot of church members who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the premises.


• We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.


• Be ye fishers of men. You catch them – He’ll clean them.


• Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.


• Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.


• Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.


• Forbidden fruits create many jams.


• God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.


• God grades on the cross, not the curve.


• God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!”


• God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.


• He who angers you, controls you!


• If God is your Co-pilot – swap seats!


• Prayer: Don’t give God instructions – just report for duty!


• The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.


• The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.


• We don’t change the message, the message changes us.


• You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.


• Need a reason to be thankful? Check your pulse.


• The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.


Shared in firstIMPRESSIONS January 2010 newsletter

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