The Kingdom of God is Hiring

JOB ANNOUNCEMENT

The Kingdom of God is hiring!

Are you ready to apply? Do you qualify?

JOB TITLE: Disciples for Christ

JOB DESCRIPTION:

Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ

NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS:

Unlimited; everyone is welcome--preachers, teachers, singers, musicians, missionaries, custodians, food servers, and numerous others that we just can't list them all here

EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS:

The vacancy of BOSS has already been filled by the Holy Spirit

QUALIFICATIONS:

Must have previously sinned and been blood washed; must be willing to press toward the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus EXPERIENCE NEEDED: None necessary; experience will be earned through on-the-job training EDUCATION: The Holy Spirit will teach you all things

OVERTIME: Readily available.....no limit

BENEFIT PACKAGE/SALARY:

God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus

INSURANCE: Access to the Master Physician

PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES:

Love, joy, peace, patience, long suffering; Lawyer, Comforter, and a Wonderful Counselor

RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT:

The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.

DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS:

Before the return of Jesus Christ; date/hour not known; wise to apply TODAY, RIGHT NOW.