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The Beatitudes of Satan

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

The Beatitudes of Satan

Blessed are they who are too tired and too busy to go to church
for they are my best workers.

Blessed are they who are bored with the minister's mannerisms and mistakes,
for they get nothing out of the sermon.

Blessed is the church member who expects to be invited to his own church
for he is part of the problem instead of the solution.

Blessed are they who gossip,
for they cause strife and divisions that please me.

Blessed are they who are easily offended,
for they soon get angry and quit.

Blessed are they who do not give their offerings to carry on God's work
for they are my best helpers.

Blessed is he who professes to love God but hates his brother and sister,
for he shall be with me forever.

Blessed are the trouble-makers,
for they shall be called children of the devil.

Blessed is he who has no time to pray,
for he will be easy prey.

(c) Douglas Parsons, Pulpit Helps

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